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clientsfromhell:

In a meeting with a client to discuss ways to increase the visibility of a client’s website…

Me: As you can see, [your competitor] ranks better for all the important keywords. To pass them in the near future, I suggest-

Client: Well try [own company name].

Me: Yes, you rank first for that. However, that shouldn’t be your main focus, since-

Client stands up, does an enthusiastic “I showed you” fist pump, and just stares at me.


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ellendegeneres:

Apparently it’s a costume.


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meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.


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[Message 3 - Left at 6:51am] Clementine? Baby, if you can hear this, call the police. That’s 9-1-1. We love you…we love you…we love y—[Beep]


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int3rr0bang:

beben-eleben:

Like Mother, Like Daughter

This is so beautiful


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